rickriordamnit:

Things I need:

After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish. Anything.

Annabeth steps up and asks, “I would like to be able to say anything, anything at all, to one of the Olympian gods without fear of punishment or retribution.”

Zeus, confused, allows her this request.

She turns to Hera and says, “Fuck. You.”

Percy has to be carried out of the throne room because he’s laughing so hard.

Steve Rogers: not a perfect soldier

d1rkj4ke:

doctor-who-companion:

fandomwarehouse:

Donna & Rose Cosplay @ C2E2

Best cosplays ever? They look so much like Billie and Catherine

HOW

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

lucyzephyr:

saucefactory:

OH, COULSON.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.

ARE YOU.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.

ARE YOU.

will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom

of-mice-and-mishy:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

I CAN’T FAUCKIGN BREATHE

It’s back …

of-mice-and-mishy:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

I CAN’T FAUCKIGN BREATHE

It’s back …

askjackifrost:

hilariousfandomurl:

aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

samgirling:

spinthetireslightthefires:

iimpala67:

Jensen Ackles when he was 20-ish

Daily reminder: this is just about what Dean Winchester looked like when Rhonda Hurley made him try on her pink, satiny panties.

You’re welcome.

screaming.

eridans-foot:

tomorrow-anotherchance:

what the actual fuck

easter mothafuckas

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

astherobinflies:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

You forgot “omelette du fromage”

Here you go

(on a scale from 1 to 10, guess how pleased I am with myself)